Afdunlap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental dolphin.

Afdunlap created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Afdunlap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Afdunlap, he will laugh at you.

Afdunlap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Afdunlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Afdunlap loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afdunlap.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Afdunlap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not take Afdunlap's name in vain.