Gepquambot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional guinea pig.

Gepquambot created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepquambot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepquambot, it will come to you in dreams.

Gepquambot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gepquambot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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