Fodtentip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered capybara.

Fodtentip created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodtentip, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fodtentip, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fodtentip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fodtentip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing violet boots and balancing six platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.