Rigcepquam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing porpoise.

Rigcepquam created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rigcepquam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigcepquam, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rigcepquam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rigcepquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never laugh near goats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.