Jabmeggodbessniggednar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest snail.

Jabmeggodbessniggednar created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabmeggodbessniggednar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jabmeggodbessniggednar, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jabmeggodbessniggednar's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Jabmeggodbessniggednar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.