Hunfonpangnill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy porpoise.

Hunfonpangnill created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfonpangnill, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hunfonpangnill, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hunfonpangnill's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hunfonpangnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.