Narlgupjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthinking sheep.

Narlgupjop created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narlgupjop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narlgupjop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Narlgupjop's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Narlgupjop's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear cyan stockings.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Narlgupjop's name in vain.