Nurtbissvig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering wyvern.

Nurtbissvig created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbissvig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurtbissvig, she will torture you forever.

Nurtbissvig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nurtbissvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest green.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Nurtbissvig loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the west.
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