Fabontnellsommip is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome
snake.
Fabontnellsommip created a top quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fabontnellsommip, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Fabontnellsommip, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Fabontnellsommip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Fabontnellsommip's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt turtles.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never paint your back magenta.
5. Run away from pink geese, for they are unholy.