Stanyarrig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome wyrm.

Stanyarrig created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanyarrig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stanyarrig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stanyarrig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stanyarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Stanyarrig loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Stanyarrig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.