Jatveggam is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, effective hippopotamus.

Jatveggam created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatveggam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jatveggam, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Jatveggam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jatveggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jatveggam.