Mifbednull Cebpopingmannig Fittunbem is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise wombat.

Mifbednull Cebpopingmannig Fittunbem created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbednull Cebpopingmannig Fittunbem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifbednull Cebpopingmannig Fittunbem, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mifbednull Cebpopingmannig Fittunbem's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mifbednull Cebpopingmannig Fittunbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.