Narvegbet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring pig.

Narvegbet created water four years ago.

If you believe in Narvegbet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narvegbet, she will jump up and down on your head.

Narvegbet's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Narvegbet's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Run away from indigo badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat figs.