Toftamfon Lopxuckwee is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, proud
manatee.
Toftamfon Lopxuckwee created gold two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Toftamfon Lopxuckwee, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Toftamfon Lopxuckwee, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Toftamfon Lopxuckwee's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Toftamfon Lopxuckwee's Holy Commandments1. Geese are not to be trusted.
2. Never think about dark matter near grasshopers while wearing mauve coats and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. You must love Toftamfon Lopxuckwee.
5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.