Dotjapcat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty cow.

Dotjapcat created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Dotjapcat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotjapcat, it will manifest in front of you.

Dotjapcat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dotjapcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Dotjapcat loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Never mention porpoises.
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