Wadfagged is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent tapir.

Wadfagged created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfagged, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadfagged, he will turn you into a rock.

Wadfagged's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wadfagged's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine turtles approach from the west.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Wadfagged loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Wadfagged on top of important buildings.