Monnullgom is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless
bear.
Monnullgom created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Monnullgom, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Monnullgom, it will turn you into a frog.
Monnullgom's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Monnullgom's Holy Commandments1. Monnullgom loves seals, so they must be respected.
2. Always look after injured birds.
3. Never hurt turtles.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.