Honbusmap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous wren.

Honbusmap created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honbusmap, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honbusmap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Honbusmap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Honbusmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed lots of peas to whales while wearing red shoes.

3. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing five tin spheres on your legs.