Kenhimflan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful mole.

Kenhimflan created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenhimflan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kenhimflan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kenhimflan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kenhimflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Do not shave your arms.
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