Bomkamlap Sankonken is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate
hare.
Bomkamlap Sankonken created carbon four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bomkamlap Sankonken, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Bomkamlap Sankonken, it will cry a lot.
Bomkamlap Sankonken's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Bomkamlap Sankonken's Holy Commandments1. Never sprint in the presence of birds.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never bounce near nematodes.
4. Erect three lead sculptures of Bomkamlap Sankonken on top of important buildings.
5. Bomkamlap Sankonken loves horses, so they must be respected.