Bomkamlap Sankonken is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate hare.

Bomkamlap Sankonken created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomkamlap Sankonken, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bomkamlap Sankonken, it will cry a lot.

Bomkamlap Sankonken's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bomkamlap Sankonken's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of birds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never bounce near nematodes.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Bomkamlap Sankonken on top of important buildings.

5. Bomkamlap Sankonken loves horses, so they must be respected.