Rot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful horse.

Rot created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rot, he will think nothing of it.

Rot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Rot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rot.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rot.