Stigyimcub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless scorpion.

Stigyimcub created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigyimcub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stigyimcub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stigyimcub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Stigyimcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing ear rings.

5. Never pour water over plants.