Wiklegwap is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak
gnu.
Wiklegwap created snails six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wiklegwap, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Wiklegwap, she will turn you into a slug.
Wiklegwap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Wiklegwap's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill monkeys.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wiklegwap.
3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wiklegwap in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never talk about snails.
5. Never hurt tortoises.