Wiklegwap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak gnu.

Wiklegwap created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiklegwap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wiklegwap, she will turn you into a slug.

Wiklegwap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wiklegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wiklegwap.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wiklegwap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Never hurt tortoises.