Bonkfarnyam is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing
porpoise.
Bonkfarnyam created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonkfarnyam, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Bonkfarnyam, she will turn you into a mouse.
Bonkfarnyam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Bonkfarnyam's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry dolphins.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
4. Do not shave your head.
5. Always help mice.