Titcimcad Jenhughabdinged Fubyogsas is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty goblin.

Titcimcad Jenhughabdinged Fubyogsas created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Titcimcad Jenhughabdinged Fubyogsas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Titcimcad Jenhughabdinged Fubyogsas, it will boil you in a big pot.

Titcimcad Jenhughabdinged Fubyogsas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Titcimcad Jenhughabdinged Fubyogsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Titcimcad Jenhughabdinged Fubyogsas must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Always take life seriously.