Hancedzag Cadweegep is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise toad.

Hancedzag Cadweegep created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hancedzag Cadweegep, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hancedzag Cadweegep, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hancedzag Cadweegep's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hancedzag Cadweegep's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Never think about gravity near mice while wearing orange shorts and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Run away from white foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.