Henpibdab Bellbedfar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered goat.

Henpibdab Bellbedfar created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henpibdab Bellbedfar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Henpibdab Bellbedfar, she will ignore you.

Henpibdab Bellbedfar's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Henpibdab Bellbedfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Henpibdab Bellbedfar loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.