Vadquagcan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, generous wyrm.

Vadquagcan created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Vadquagcan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vadquagcan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vadquagcan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vadquagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four nematodes approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Put Vadquagcan first in all things.