Xuckyamzak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, prudent dragonfly.

Xuckyamzak created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckyamzak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xuckyamzak, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xuckyamzak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xuckyamzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.