Mathonbug Flisrowcipsin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, generous hedgehog.

Mathonbug Flisrowcipsin created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mathonbug Flisrowcipsin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mathonbug Flisrowcipsin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mathonbug Flisrowcipsin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mathonbug Flisrowcipsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the west.