Hinratdidrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring guinea pig.

Hinratdidrutt created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinratdidrutt, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hinratdidrutt, she will turn you into a frog.

Hinratdidrutt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hinratdidrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hinratdidrutt on top of all buildings.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Hinratdidrutt's priests.

5. Never talk about nebulae.