Gonvinlen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured hyena.

Gonvinlen created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonvinlen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gonvinlen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gonvinlen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gonvinlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never look at moons.
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