Tikfobtam is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind cat.

Tikfobtam created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikfobtam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tikfobtam, it will not care at all.

Tikfobtam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tikfobtam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tikfobtam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to ants while wearing brown scarves.

4. Worship no other gods but Tikfobtam.

5. Never talk about nebulae.