Tikfobtam is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, kind
cat.
Tikfobtam created a photon seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tikfobtam, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Tikfobtam, it will not care at all.
Tikfobtam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Tikfobtam's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat carrots.
2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tikfobtam in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never feed lots of aubergines to ants while wearing brown scarves.
4. Worship no other gods but Tikfobtam.
5. Never talk about nebulae.