Dummoblen Jenkennullmot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, clever gerbil.

Dummoblen Jenkennullmot created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dummoblen Jenkennullmot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dummoblen Jenkennullmot, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dummoblen Jenkennullmot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dummoblen Jenkennullmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never paint your neck indigo.

5. Never eat bark.