Cubcatcep is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced bee.

Cubcatcep created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Cubcatcep, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cubcatcep, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cubcatcep's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cubcatcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Worship no other gods but Cubcatcep.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Hide from fawn manatees for they are unholy.