Gombisslib is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty spider.

Gombisslib created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gombisslib, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gombisslib, she will turn you into a frog.

Gombisslib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gombisslib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gombisslib on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear brown stockings.

4. Put Gombisslib first in all things.

5. Run away from red monkeys, for they are unholy.