Hivhapyam is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, effective grasshopper.

Hivhapyam created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivhapyam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hivhapyam, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Hivhapyam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hivhapyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always help capybaras.