Vagrillben is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering
finch.
Vagrillben created an atom three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vagrillben, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Vagrillben, it will laugh at you.
Vagrillben's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Vagrillben's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
2. You must love Vagrillben.
3. Vagrillben must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Put Vagrillben first in all things.
5. You must pray to Vagrillben nine times a day.