Sandgethot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unjust ferret.

Sandgethot created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandgethot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sandgethot, it will turn you into a mole.

Sandgethot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sandgethot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sandgethot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not cook food in pots.