Dondaghug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced fish.

Dondaghug created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dondaghug, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dondaghug, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dondaghug's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dondaghug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your chest fawn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the east.

5. Never wear scarves.