Dondaghug is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, two-faced
fish.
Dondaghug created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dondaghug, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dondaghug, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Dondaghug's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Dondaghug's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never paint your chest fawn.
3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
4. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the east.
5. Never wear scarves.