Bafbommis is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fast hare.

Bafbommis created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bafbommis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bafbommis, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bafbommis' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bafbommis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Bafbommis loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.