Sidwatminjop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fast turtle.

Sidwatminjop created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidwatminjop, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sidwatminjop, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sidwatminjop's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sidwatminjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Sidwatminjop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray immersed in water.