Gedyimpid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous seal.

Gedyimpid created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedyimpid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gedyimpid, she will think nothing of it.

Gedyimpid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gedyimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.