Hunlopbop is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong troll.

Hunlopbop created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunlopbop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hunlopbop, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hunlopbop's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hunlopbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hunlopbop on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing gray tights.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.