Ingbudhat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, staggering hydra.

Ingbudhat created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Ingbudhat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ingbudhat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ingbudhat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ingbudhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near geese while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing five aluminium spheres on your back.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always take life seriously.