Ditcadfobbestraphun Veenlimkop is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, loving dragon.

Ditcadfobbestraphun Veenlimkop created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditcadfobbestraphun Veenlimkop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ditcadfobbestraphun Veenlimkop, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ditcadfobbestraphun Veenlimkop's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ditcadfobbestraphun Veenlimkop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Ditcadfobbestraphun Veenlimkop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.