Camflapcen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless bear.

Camflapcen created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camflapcen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Camflapcen, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Camflapcen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Camflapcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Always obey Camflapcen's priests.