Lanquafzod Funboparp is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless
dragonfly.
Lanquafzod Funboparp created time and space nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lanquafzod Funboparp, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Lanquafzod Funboparp, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Lanquafzod Funboparp's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Lanquafzod Funboparp's Holy Commandments1. Lanquafzod Funboparp loves seals, so they must be respected.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Lanquafzod Funboparp in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never feed cucumbers to monkeys while wearing shirts.
5. Learn six new languages a year.