Cimpidcad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, clever toad.

Cimpidcad created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimpidcad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cimpidcad, he will not care.

Cimpidcad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cimpidcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never laugh near gulls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.