Wonbigdapwat is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating
scorpion.
Wonbigdapwat created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Wonbigdapwat, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Wonbigdapwat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Wonbigdapwat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Wonbigdapwat's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about archaea.
2. Never write about enzymes.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Wonbigdapwat loves swans, so they must be respected.
5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.